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Pee-SA February 15, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — Sarah @ 4:47 pm

Dear women at my workplace,

There are 8 stalls in the restroom. On top of that, it’s not exactly a happenin’ place. When I go in there, there is rarely someone else in there, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen it crowded in any capacity. So why is it that almost every time I go and someone else comes in, that person slams ass down right next to me? I would venture to say that this happens, if not once a day, at least three, four times a week and I can’t for the life of me figure out why. I have varied my stall selection (I could maybe understand if it was happening when I was in the first stall or two, because of the emergency factor), but no. I don’t go at the same time every day, but I guess that’s irrelevant because I know it’s not just one person, and I don’t even think it’s the same two or three, it’s a wide variety of you people. Seriously, what gives? Do you like my shoes? Is this some sort of insurance policy in case you run out of toilet paper? Do I give off some sort of air (lol bathroom puns) of camaraderie? Because honestly, I’m considering going on a prune and asparagus breakfast diet so you people give me some space to pee in peace. STOP IT.

Love,
Sarah

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One Response to “Pee-SA”

  1. Kit Says:

    I too have bathroom issues at my work..except the perp comes in and lays down a big stinky one and runs out of there without flushing. Then somebody else comes in as I’m leaving and they think it’s me that can’t flush.


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